So, you are one of the "fortunate" ones to be
born a heterosexual. Congratulations. We truly are
happy for you. We just have a few questions for you about
that. Please answer honestly and completely:
What do you think
caused your heterosexuality?
When and how did
you first decide you were a heterosexual?
Is it possible your
heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Is is possible your
heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others
of the same sex?
If you've never
slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that
all you need is a good gay lover? '.
To whom have you
disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they
Why do you
heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your
Why do you insist
on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be
what you are and keep it quiet?
Would you want
your children to be heterosexual, knowing the problerns
majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you
consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual
With all the
societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate
is spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships
heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
menace of overpopulation, how could the human race
survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?
Could you trust a
heterosexual therapist to be 'objective? Don't you
fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the
direction of her/his own leanings?
How can you become
a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive,
exclusive heterosexuality and fail to develop your natural,
healthy homosexual potential?
- There seem to
be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been
developed that might enable you to change if you
really want to. Have you considered trying aversion
So, you see, those of us "fortunate" enough to be
born homosexual, bisexual, or transgender would really like you
to answer the above questions about yourself. In trying to
do so, maybe you'll see how ridiculous it is for us when we are
asked those same questions about ourselves by those who are
heterosexual. In the infamous words of Lady Gaga, we're
"Born This Way!" -- whether homosexual, bisexual,
transgender, or heterosexual.